Scumbag Saharah

【𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐠. 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥.】
Saharah is a swindling scumbag and we shan't pretend otherwise.
Oh you wanted a satin rug handcrafted by elves? Here's a patch of dirt I found instead.